Sunset Paradise (Official Trailer)/Transcript

This is a transcript to Sunset Paradise (Official Trailer).

(camera turns on)

Inhabitant: Welcome to Port Aurora! The perfect peaceful island for you and-

(He sees someone getting beat up and they are making crying noises, he looks at the camera.)

Inhabitant: Take in the centuries of art, culture, and explore-

(The pole falls on a few people)

Person: My ovaries!

Inhabitant: Not again. Cut! Cut! Cut! We have so much to offer here at Port Aurora! Including our world renowned ice cream- (he gets hit by one)

(The Spud Buds laugh at him)

Meggy: Stop right there, Spud Buds!

Meggy: (to camera man) Yo, eyes up here, man!

(The camera looks up to her)

Meggy: Didn't you guys hear? There's a new sheriff in to-

Auri: Prepare to meet the strong hand in justice! (While Meggy looks annoyed at him).

(Auri runs towards them)

Meggy: (concerned) Auri!

Inhabitant: Cut to the backup footage!

(Explosions are heard while Auri screams)

(A bunch of music is heard while it is showing clips of certain footage).

Meggy: The old, stressed out you is stressed out you is back at home. While you're here, you are... VACATION MEGGY!

(The camera shows more footage of the show)

Auri: There's no sheriff on this island! It's just me.

???: Well, look who dropped in.

Girl: Keep following me and next time will be worse.

Shadow Meggy: No matter how much you run, you'll never escape yourself.

Meggy: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME GO?

Auri: Supervisor, I've always got your back.

(It shows even more footage)

Meggy: (happily) LETS GO!

Auri: Oh, sorry that your vacation isn't turning out the way you wanted.

Meggy: That's ok, Auri. It just means there's a whole lot of things for me to discover.

(Meggy and Auri look at the camera, only to see 3 people filming them.)

Inhabitant: Uh, don't mind us.

(Meggy and Auri look at each other, annoyed)

Inhabitant: Fine, we'll go need to think of a name for this thing, oh how about!

(Echos saying Sunset Paradise)

Inhabitant: Hope this trailer works. We need money.